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THE POWER OF PRAYER - Rick Perry asked Texas to pray for rain and God set Texas on fire. This can only mean one thing. God hates Rick Perry too.




Chris Kyle Day -


TAGS: chris kyle american sniper the legend texas seals military troops veterans iraq
Rating: 4.73/5

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premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 9:12 pm
5 big ones for you. Spoken like a man of considerable common sense. Thumbs Up
Bandit5906 - February 5, 2015, 5:20 pm
10L if it were possible


AND NEXXT TIME -




TEA PARTY CANDIDATE TED CRUZ WINS IN TEXAS - Apparently Governor Rick Perry doesn’t know Texans!




THIS IS ONE REASON WHY -




TEXAS SCHOOLS - WHAT THEY'LL BE TEACHING NEXT YEAR




TEXICO - Go ahead, Texas, secede because of the general election: it'll just make Mexico that much closer to drive to.


TAGS: texas secession obama election mexico
Rating: 1.8/5

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PapaFox - November 13, 2012, 7:54 am
The Mexicans would never forgive us! :-D


TEXAS KEEPS AAA CREDIT RATING - This speaks volumes about Perry vs. The Messiah.




Don't mess with Texas -




Wendy Davis: -




BIG OIL - I'll give you a hint...it's not Texas.




LIBERALS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE - that this is what is in Texas curriculum geography books. Again, it's an "enlightenment" issue.




OBAMA EBOLA TEXAS -




TEXAS GOVERNOR RICK PERRY: LYING IN THE WEEDS - Just waiting to pounce.




FORT HOOD, 2009 AND 2014 -




YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP - "Warren Buffett Hasn't Got a Clue About the Private Sector" - Rick Perry (Public Employee)




OBAMA ROACH TEXAS BOARDER -




Texas is Winning Against the Leftist War on Babies -


TAGS: texas winning
Rating: 3.33/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 5, 2014, 4:56 pm
Democrats believe that life begins when you first vote for a democrat or speak your first word of spanish
EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 7:47 pm
Oh, noes! Some abortionists voted my poster down. waaaaaaah!
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 12:43 am
But when the predetermined agenda of political rhetoric tells me that they know the truth; then I can sleep soundly knowing that I'm not wrong.
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 12:36 am
The abortion thing. When does life begin? When does sentience begin? When does choice become murder? When does intervention become intrusion? I don't know.
foxrecon19d - July 6, 2014, 7:26 pm
Ohhhhh....you dun pissed off the lefties with this one! Good job!
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 4:35 pm
But I do understand the liberal abortion position: they don't want competition while they whine, cry, and pitch fits.
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 4:32 pm
Kill a pregnant woman and you are charged with double murder. Kill the baby pre-birth and it's A-OK!?!
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 4:31 pm
Liberal Hypocrisy: How dare you challenge my right to kill this thing in my uterus. Later: Corporal Punishment is wrong and may kill the innocent
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 1:24 pm
He had me at "Abortion Factory." :-* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZzgGegoAZ4
Zeitguy - July 6, 2014, 1:21 pm
A leftist war on babies?...pleeease.


Deregulation Reconsidered -


TAGS: deregulation bangladesh west texas
Rating: 2.6/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 9:27 pm
Apologies on that raw nerve.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 9:22 pm
Sorry, my bad. I live in Texas and the West tragedy hit close to home. And the Rick Perry image will always elicit an emotional response. ( not a big fan).
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 9:09 pm
Vik alert!!


FORCED INOCULATIONS OF CHILDREN - To prevent an STD! He received money from the manufacturer! Stick a fork in him he's done!




AMERICAN COWBOY - A myth purported by Hollywood.




MOST RETARDED STATE OF THE UNION - So, Texas, what are you gonna do when Obama gets out of office? Are you gonna petition for re-annexation then?


TAGS: texas secession obama general election
Rating: 1.89/5

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PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 10:02 am
No problem, they won't need those things once we give Texas back to Mexico.
Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 8:36 am
Don't forget: no more federal welfare programs--like the National Guard; and the Border Patrol.
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 8:00 am
But before they leave, they have to pay off their share of the national debt. :-D


Gun Grabbing Nuts: A Never-Ending Well Of Stupidity -




Al "Not So Sharp" Sharpton -




Operation Fast & Furious -




Santa Endorses Ted Cruz -




Fort Hood Purple Hearts -




Cruz, Trump & The Border Wall -


TAGS: ted cruz conservative warrior 2016 trusted donald trump rino amnesty border wall illegal immigration texas senator new yourk liberal rnc gop
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:35 am
According to Silver, the GOP defensive system for pushing an acceptable establishment candidate (Rubio,Bush,etc.) is broken,etc. Why do I see this ending in a Trump ticket with Cruz as his VP choice :-/ Translation(2016 election): Death of the GOP (2/2)
fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:33 am
Well...it doesn't seem to be affect Trump. According to famed pollster and political a***yst Nate Silver (who predicted the last 2 Presidential elections quite accurately) Trump is the front runner and should be treated as such (1/2)
Bandit5906 - February 11, 2016, 10:21 am
That was then and this is now!


John Cornyn III -




Remember the Alamo -




Why Does The Left Fear & Hate Ted Cruz So Much? -




Texas -




Police Lives Matter -


TAGS: police lives matter darren goforth shannon miles harris county texas sheriff blacklivesmatter racism bigotry
Rating: 4.98/5

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OTC - August 30, 2015, 7:27 pm
This is what happens when a community agitator is elected POTUS


Alcee The A-hole -




TED CRUZ -




Republicans -




TED CRUZ -




TED CRUZ 2016 -


TAGS: ted cruz 2016 constitutional conservative gop senator texas republican outsider washington cartel nra trusted leadership grassroots america establishment rinos
Rating: 4.25/5

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Bandit5906 - January 17, 2016, 1:13 am
My fav also, but I just don't trust career politicians!


Bloviating Gasbag -




A Supreme Court decision is the law of the land -


TAGS: supreme court texas attorney general g** marriage
Rating: 3.66/5

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fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:24 pm
lol
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:23 pm
Anytime ^_^ To be honest, you are a little bit out there - so I don't agree with everything you say,FN. But on this,you are on point ...Plus,nothing is more amusing than watching you push EMma's bu.ttons - seems like all you have to do is show up. Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:19 pm
Thank you for the shout out, Guest :-)(#77581) Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:13 pm
Sry,but I still DGAF.So what if you're embarrassed you blew it?How's that my prob?You'll never get me 2 agree with you,or join you in your dishonesty.Whining to me isnt gonna change anything...Let us know when you actually decide to"move along" Cheers :-)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:59 pm
In the meanwhile, you might want to get some aloe for your nostrils. They must be burning ^.^ Too bad they don't have aloe for your burning temper - those b***.ons are red ho.t today
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:53 pm
of course citizens have the democratic right to protest laws.But whiners like Wallace or Paxton dont have the right to defy law,they were hired to administer the laws of the land.So they need to GTFO.You're too busy projecting to see the point of the meme
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:51 pm
[#77578] The poster is right on the $$$ actually. Again, the poster isn't arguing that the constitution doesn't change. Nor is it arguing that citizen shouldn't protest law. It is ridiculing govt officials like Governor Wallace and Ken Paxton.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:48 pm
i noticed that as well, apparently so have the others.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:47 pm
this pi.ssed you off so badly that you vomited coffee thru your nose? So much for saying it didn't push your bu.ttons^.^... You go around lecturing others as if you are in a position of authority,when really you are just a troll with a persecution complex
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 3:35 pm
I blew nothing. Your poster is pure BS. Especially the STFU comment.As I stated, if people did that, the Volstead Act or Prohibition, it would still be the "Law of the Land".
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 3:34 pm
I just blew coffee thru my nose after reading your comment. Pretending to be a mod? Where in the hell did that crap come from?
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 2:33 pm
ain't no thang :)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 2:28 pm
Thank you for being generous with your toys, Rebecca, and sharing EMma with the rest of us ^_^
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:32 pm
Cheers :)
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:31 pm
Thank you for the kind words, Becca. I must be doing SOMETHING right,mate; I haven't gotten a cigarette joke from you lately. ;-) Cheers
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:29 pm
Great poster Faux. 5 "ferocious"(lol) Lions. :-D Well ya kinda nailed that one!
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:26 pm
Yea! Our lolcow is back! :-D And here I was worrying for nothing that I had broken our favorite 'toy-MMess-doll' the last time we played. Silly me :)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:51 pm
That's clearly the point of the poster, and mine.No one here's arguing ga.y marriage wont be overturned one day or that the constitution doesnt change over time.That's your warped reading because you're too busy projecting.Your bu.ttons do that to ya ^_^
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:47 pm
of course the average voter has the democratic right to protest laws.But whiners like George Wallace or Ken Paxton dont have the right to defy law, they were hired to administer the laws of the land.So they need to GTFO and get a different job or STFU
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:39 pm
yeah, yeah, yeah - this is pushing your bu.ttons and you are too insecure to be honest about it. Got the memo, thanks.I don't care about any of that.THE POINT I DO CARE ABOUT - this poster is referring to government officials, not the average citizen
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:35 pm
Well, thank ya Zeit and Guest. Thawnk yuz vury mutch. *in my best worst Elvis voice* ;-) Cheers
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:30 pm
I second that, Zeit! ^_^ 5Ls on your comments Fauxnews.[#77561,#77562,#77563] That was a work of art, FN - PWNing as poetry. Magnificent.
Zeitguy - July 1, 2015, 12:18 pm
I love when Trolls get called out!
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:14 pm
because I have enough sense not to debate a fool trolling me.However,your history of pointing out“other’s ignorance"(on the other hand)has only backfired on you historically.So go for it.Knock yourself out-ironically,you do so anyways LITERALLY X-D Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:02 pm
(#77560)And,again,nothin'you're saying(or have said)will change the facts that(A)you"blew it"and(B)that I plan to remain a member here :-D Not my prob if those 2facts push your bu.ttons.You're barking up the wrong"dead"tree X-D My roots are firmly planted
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 11:58 am
(#77559) correction: you have 'the freedom' to BS and be dishonest.only you would see that as "a right", mostly because you lack the integrity and moral authority to see past your own "ignorance." no one buys your pretending-to-be-a-mod "routine." X-D
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:37 am
and I understand perfectly well why you are afraid to debate me and it's not that it gets h**, it's that you can't do it without losing your cool or using the name calling routine you are so well know for.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:23 am
Fauxnews: I did move on until I saw this ignorant poster. I reserve the right to point out ignorance where I see it.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:20 am
If the citizens had just STFU, those two laws I cited would still be the "Law of the Land". Unjust laws and SCOTUS rulings need to be protested by citizens to get them fixed.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:19 am
Looks like you completely missed my point. Look at the wording in the poster, now look at how previous rulings were "Laws of the Land" and were overturned later. Now add the fauxnews statement "kindly STFU" Says a lot that I had to explain that to you.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:17 am
I'm not worked up any more than anyone else on this site. The fact that you can't see that speaks volumes.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:16 am
nah, sounds like fauxnews had his but.tons pushed. Try reading comments before coming to conclusions.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:35 am
when you get all worked up like that over constitutional law, your reasoning becomes [dare I say] so emotional it is pretty darn ga.y. Or to quote you, "Oooooo." Ga.y indeed. Fitting ^_^
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:26 am
By citing examples of how present Supreme court rulings take precedent over the past,you're only making his point for him -ie.at present,ga.y marriage is the law of your land.Glad to see you accept it,albeit unintentionally.Take a deep breath next time EM
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:22 am
Hmm.Sounds like your b.uttons were pushed again,EM ^.^ You're so angry over this that you can't see things straight - i.e.the Supreme ct. since 1850 and 1920 has overruled BOTH examples.Until that happens with g** marriage,it remains your law of the land.
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:48 am
Nothing good ever comes from our exchanges other than disruption of this forum. So, for the sake of peace on the site: pretty please 'with sugar on top', grow a spine and actually stick to your own words for a change and "MOVE ON."(#77120) Cheers.
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:43 am
I thought you said you were "moving on."(#77120)Your exact words,were "As you requested, i'm moving on." So why don't you be a good little troll and follow your own advice.Im not debating somebody whose obviously been aggressively trying to antagonize me.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 12:17 am
Or the 18th amendment (prohibition) and the fact that SCOTUS upheld it in 1920. I wonder if people were telling everyone "It's the law of the land. Now kindly STFU"?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 30, 2015, 11:53 pm
You might want to read the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 and SCOTUS opinions approving of it.


J a d e H e l m 1 5 i s a t o p - s e c r e t p l o t -


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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:20 pm
My favorite meme in this series, btw. :) 5Led
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:20 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.


another liberal lie exposed -


TAGS: texas secession obama fail
Rating: 3.11/5

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fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 10:34 pm
Yo Zeitguy,if you were in fact speaking to me,then I will PM you with that info.I've had trouble with stalkers on this site,from a real"pain in the [email protected]" if you catch my hidden meaning(and cream doesn't help w/that kind of PITA) X-D Look for my PM.Cheers
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 10:30 pm
Zeit(aka. Groot) was speaking to me, I think. He just didn't thread his response properly, or you missed mine.Suppose he will correct me if I'm wrong.
rebeccaolsen - July 8, 2015, 10:06 pm
Chicago
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 10:04 pm
You too Becca!
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 10:03 pm
Ok I'll check it out, but to be fair you need to divulge your region of domicile.
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 8:45 pm
There is a GREAT film about Texas with Jack Black, based on a true story. "Bernie." Check it out if you get a chance.The opening sequence takes us through a funny guided tour of all the Texas regions;it really is a country in and of itself.Cheers mate :-)
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 7:55 pm
Faux, you too. That's OK. Growing up in Jersey I had similar stereotypical images of Texas, I still hate the Cowboys BTW.
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 6:32 pm
Texas believes military exercises in its backyard is"evidence"of Obama's plan 4 martial law.Obama kept his promise 2 unify Texas with Obamacare-now Texans can finally get the mental healthcare they desperately need 2 be a functioning part of the Union X-D
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 3:15 pm
At least it's not California.
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 3:10 pm
Ouch! Good one! If you live here long enough you come to love it ( mostly):)
rebeccaolsen - July 8, 2015, 2:17 pm
You're from Texas, Groot? Not sure if I should say sorry OR feel sorry. :D /kidding doll... How does it feel to be the lone voice of reason in the the Lone Brain cell state, I mean, star state? /sorry, couldn't resist :)
Zeitguy - July 8, 2015, 2:13 pm
Becca you hurt my feelings.
OTC - July 8, 2015, 7:32 am
This time they took action, but that's not the point. Obama was supposed to be the great unifier and end racism, he's been the complete opposite. A house divided cannot stand
rebeccaolsen - July 7, 2015, 8:36 pm
Tell us something new for a change. They've been threatening to do this since the dawn of Texas, well BEFORE OBAMA. It's their crybaby perennial tradition. It would be real news if Texas said they were NOT seceding. Texans are crazy, they need no excuse


AND THESE IDIOTS FELL FOR IT! -


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calron - May 25, 2015, 9:14 pm
Gravity is a theory. ;)
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:01 pm
Since when has any scientist,let alone ANY 'intelligent person', pretended it was NOT a theory? Science ONLY deals with "theory."That's how it works. Even an 'idiot' knows that...then again,now that I thought about it (and this conversation) maybe not :-/
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:00 pm
lolololololololololololol...It has ALWAYS been known as man-made climate change "theory", mate..lololololololololololol lolololololololololol lolololololololololol
OTC - May 17, 2015, 2:52 pm
Glad you finally admitted that MMCC is a theory
rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:19 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:47 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.


If you shared this picture and you're 'not' making fun of it... -


TAGS: jade helm 15 military texas
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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:09 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.


JADE Helm 15 is the new Texas Hold'em -


TAGS: jade helm 15 military texas
Rating: 2.71/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 15, 2015, 12:18 pm
"Rasmussen Poll Supports Fears Over Jade Helm Military Exercises.The survey shows 56% of voters who consider themselves conservative are concerned the govt will use training exercises to impose federal control over some states.50% identify as GOP voters"
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.
freasy - May 15, 2015, 10:46 am
You are confusing Libertarians with Republicans, there mmay be somke Republicans extorting these views, if so, not aware of them.


The only thing funnier than Republicans believing in conspiracy theories -




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